I’ve been doing such a terrible job with my skincare. I really just had a whole buncha random shit that I needed to get rid of. Because of that, a regular regime was thrown out the window. I’ve done the most weird things. Used an spf lotion to remove my makeup everyday… an organic night cream as an eye makeup remover… and no lie, it got rid of the products (and prob half my eyesight. creams on eyes burn, BURN). But, now that they’re gone I actually have to BUY things.
Usually the thought of buying gets me excited. The word pay or act of paying scares the shit outta me. But, skin care is more expensive than body care & that’s when the Jew comes outta me.
The first thing I needed was a pre cleanser makeup & everyday I saw this golden bottle on sale for like 3 dollars so I said (in my best Jew voice), “Why not? I’mma jew. We’re doers. I can make this work.”
So, I jewed it. And I got the Wise Woman Softening Toner. Seriously, this shit is not a real toner. Usually toners have a water like consistency, because they pretty much act like a rinse for the skin. The texture of this is like a very lightweight gel; almost like a serum. So, it’s oil/gel base actually works well in removing makeup. Who would’ve known I’d be so wise. Now, all I need is an actual toner.
