January 2011
21 posts
I Got These Cheeseburgers Man
I made a bet with someone to see who can stack the most cheese.
If I lose I’ll have to
A) come to one of his shows with 5 friends. (so, he can get paid)
B) take a trip with him to detroit (idk why all my jersey folk wanna come to the D)
Or
C) lay with him (on top) in the buff & just talk.
It looks like I’ll be stacking. May the best man win.
.02 Seconds
The time it takes your brain to register chemically that you’ve fallen in love.
Taken from a recent Syracuse University study.
Dedication: fatty cakes. I love you... →
“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
– Ghandi
small prayer.
lord, i do not wanna go to work tomorrow. those people are crazy.
amen
Wendy,is the Water Warm Enough?
know the voices in my head.
http://www.last.fm/user/sunshinmetaphor
“Where the rapist?! FUCK Kid Rock!”
– Aunt Stephanie “Beverly”
Why My Family Is Crazy
They’re two biggest fears are homosexuals and being fat.
But, they have the worst diet. And they’re also willing to sacrifice an amazing education, because of the “faggots” (what the hell is that)
My sister doesnt have a door.
She thinks she’s Lil’ Kim
My dad still won’t let me go anywhere.
I was held hostage for four days! I had to walk to the...
What I learned In Detroit by Me (Jain)
My family is crazy. But, that’s a another post.
Fuck ratchet ass niggas. Yes, that means you Dwanye Lackey.
There is NO money. half the city is abandoned, and there are billboards saying “we believe in Detroit”
There is No security. There’s a fucking rapist on the loose! There’s a full description of the male, his car, and the victims were all in the same...
